2012: McArathon Noir

December 17, 2012

Time: Saturday, December 15th @ 12:30pm until
Sunday, December 16th @ 12:30pm.

Location: The Daigleplex.

McArathon Noir commercial (see it here)
Die Hard
Moonlighting: ‘Twas the Episode Before Christmas
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Santa Claus and the Tenth Avenue Kid
Blast of Silence
Batman the Animated Series: Christmas with the Joker
Day of the Beast (El día de la Bestia)
I, the Jury (1953)
Dragnet: A .22 Rifle for Christmas
Game Over (3615 code Père Noël)
Freakazoid: In Arms Way
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Sam & Max: Christmas Bloody Christmas
The Adventures of Pete and Pete: O’ Christmas Pete
Pastorela
The Twilight Zone: Night of the Meek
Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley: Case of the Christmas Caper
Lady in the Lake (1947)
Hill Street Blues: Santaclaustrophobia
The Silent Partner (1978)
Long Kiss Goodnight

A Grandpa for Christmas (2007)

October 3, 2012

A Grandpa for Christmas is a Hallmark movie with all the cheese you’d expect, possibly saved by cinema’s greatest hard-boiled oddball Ernest Borgnine as the titular grandpa.

Runtime: 1:30
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Eventually
Ownership: No

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A Goof Troop Christmas (1992)

October 3, 2012

The scrappy, popular ’90s Disney cartoon Goof Troop celebrates the holidays with this half-hour special, which also airs as A Very Goofy Christmas. It features Goofy ruining Christmas by falling all over it.

Runtime: 0:24
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Eventually
Ownership: Digital

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A Cosmic Christmas (1977)

October 3, 2012

A Cosmic Christmas is a strange sci-fi special from Canada’s cultishly admired Nelvana Animation, released the year Star Wars was tinting everyone’s sunglasses.

Runtime: 0:26
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Soon
Ownership: Digital

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A Christmas Treat (1985)

October 3, 2012

A Christmas Treat is such a short, surprising slice of holiday horror that talking about it pretty much ruins it. In other words, it feels custom-made to be a quick caffeine fix between two late-night McArathon titles.

Runtime: 0:05
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Soon
Ownership: No

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A Christmas Tale (2008)

October 3, 2012

A Christmas Tale is an award-winning dysfunctional-family comedy in the vein of The Royal Tenenbaums from French director Arnaud Desplechin.

Runtime: 2:30
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Eventually
Ownership: No

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A Christmas Story (1983)

October 3, 2012

Probably the most famous left-of-center holiday movie of all time thanks to its unexpected success as a TV-repeat favorite, A Christmas Carol has understandably played itself out with a lot of viewers. At its heart, though, it’s a masterpiece of quirk, with an iconic and almost surrealist inversion of holiday nostalgia captained by low-budget horror maverick Bob Clark.

Runtime: 1:34
Last McArathon Viewing: 2005
Next McArathon Viewing: Rarely (if only because everyone’s seen it a hundred times)
Ownership: No

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A Christmas Memory (ABC Stage 67 Version) (1966)

October 3, 2012

Truman Capote narrates this once-perennial TV drama based on his bittersweet, tear-jerking short story. What could be another maudlin hour of holiday heartstring-tugging is elevated by Capote’s wry cynicism and an above-average staging by the edgy and cult-friendly director Frank Perry.

Runtime: 0:51
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Eventually
Ownership: No

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A Christmas Carol (1971)

October 2, 2012

This lesser-known but beloved TV-special take on A Christmas Carol  was produced and directed by, respectively, animation legends Chuck Jones and Richard Williams, and their craftsmanship shows in the deliriously sketchy, unexpectedly trippy old-school visuals, with Scrooge staple Alastair Sim on the mic.

Runtime: 0:25
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Soon
Ownership: Digital

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12 Tiny Christmas Tales (2001)

October 2, 2012

12 Tiny Christmas Tales is an offbeat musical anthology animated by the legendary Bill Plympton. Designed as a special for Cartoon Network, it’s understandably a little less twisted than some of his other work.

Runtime: 0:22
Last McArathon Viewing: Never
Next McArathon Viewing: Eventually
Ownership: No

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